Michelle. 19. I don't know anything.

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

miraguey:

miraguey:

Trying to be cute when you’re ugly is really hard

So happy I don’t have this problem.

enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

mydogsnokes:

kushmiri:

tumblr poetry be like,

gmail marked 

you 

as unimportant in my inbox 

why 

can’t 

i

low key feeling this poem

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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harrygilmore:

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